THE MARINE WIFE

“Darling, I Love you,

I miss you, too”

Words from the wife

Of the Proud and the Few

Separations are always

A part of your life

When you choose to become

A Marine’s loving wife

Sometimes they’re gone

Just a night or two

But this year I counted

Two hundred and two

Discipline at home

Is your job as well

And you can’t always scare

With tonight you will tell

With the pains involved

Why do you stay?

Because you love him

You live life this way

You do lots of laundry

With lots of green

But that’s what happens

                                When you love a Marine

I Like Being a Congressman

I like being a Congressman    

The job is mighty fine      

I only work two days a week  

Taxpayers do not whine    

I make the laws and write the checks

And help the country run

I Meet the Press & Morning Joe

And maybe shoot a gun

I get to visit ‘round  the world

And never pay a dime

Taxpayers fund my every trip

I’m smiling all the time

My staff  talk to the taxpayers

I’m too busy for that

Lobbyists need all of my time

Get money for a chat

I get to get away with lots

Emptying the coffers

The more I spend the more I get

Taking Lobby offers

I have the power of the state

I control the nation

People die without my vote

While I take a vacation

Hungry children and starving Vets

Their lives depend on me

But businesses don’t want to pay

So I just wait and see

This black man in the White House

Has really makes me mad

I sit and stew and do nothing

And make my people sad

 

But that’s OK, Yes, that’s alright

Big business has my back

While people starve and people die

I fill my money sack

Millions of dollars I rake in

But it doesn’t help the people

Because to get elected now

I have to fool the sheeple

I spend all my time complaining

That the President is wrong

He’s trying to fix the nation

He’s trying to be strong

But that won’t do, no not at all

How dare he do his job

While Congress sits and does nothing

Stirring up a lynch mob

You see, I have the citizens

Wrapped around our fingers

I hide behind Rush, Beck, & Fox

Though the stench still lingers

I have the people where I want

Believing that I care

I smile at them and lie to them

And say, “It’s good, I swear”

And if that doesn’t work for me

I have my own goon squad

I’ll cry & pray & tell them all

That I was sent by God

You see that Christianity

Is good for politicians

God Bless America, Amen

Puts you ahead of competition

I want the sheeple dumb and poor

Uneducated’s best

The less I spend on them, you see,

The more they’ll work for less

If taxpayer’s should get upset

If they should ask for more

I’ll simply tell them we can’t help

And start another war

If taxpayers ever catch on

It still won’t hurt me, see

When I leave here I’ll have a job

Working for a Lobby

I like being a Congressman

This job, it has its perks

I lie and steal from everyone

And you’re the one who works

Love Hurts!

 

Because I love you, I can’t stop smiling;

My cheeks hurt!

When I see you, I get a lump in my throat;

I can hardly swallow!

When you touch me you send shivers through me;

My flesh burns!

When you look into my eyes and say “I love you”

I start to cry!

When I think of you and you’re not here;

My body aches!

When you kiss my neck, which feels so good;

I can’t catch my breath!

When we lock in a long passionate kiss;

My heart stops!

When I am alone in bed, thinking of your love;

I cannot sleep!

When you whisper sweet nothings in my ear;

I can’t think!

When we area apart and I don’t hear from you;

I die inside!

When you are unhappy, even if it’s not my fault;

My heart aches!

When I miss your smile, your kisses and your hugs;

I can’t eat!

Because I love you, if you stopped loving me;

I would die.

On Tip Toes

 

I stretch my body to reach so high

On my tiptoes while I try

To reach the fruit that I am wanting

One whose sweet taste is so haunting

With arms stretched high and on my toes

I’m in that final ideal pose

With great pleasure I reach the treat

I’ve kissed his lips that taste so sweet

MOMMY MAKES IT RIGHT!

Whenever a big dog startles me – a hug from Mommy

makes it right!

Whenever I scrape my knee – doctoring by Mommy

makes it right!

Whenever I feel all alone – a kiss from Mommy

makes it right!

Whenever I know that I’ve done wrong – a smile from Mommy

makes it right!

Whenever I’m too tired to sleep – cuddling with Mommy

makes it right!

Whenever things aren’t going right – a hug from Mommy

makes it right!

“CONDITIONAL” LOVE

  

“Conditional love” creates many clashes

It turns a relationship into ashes

No more “ifs”…

No more “buts”…

“Un-conditional” love is what really takes guts

Accepting a person when changes occur

Accepting those changes & still loving her

“I love you still”…

“I always will”…

Words that will help love get “over the hill”

“Conditional” love is cruel to the heart

It gnaws & it gnaws ‘til it tears you apart

“I’ll love you, if”…

“I’ll love you, when”…

Isn’t “conditional” love a real sin?

Next time you put “ifs” out to your love

You’d better thank your stars up above

   Christ died for me…

Christ died for you…

He didn’t say if you do, I’ll love you

30 Things that I hate about you . . . . . . .

That your blue eyes drown me in love

That you are honest with me

That I feel as though I can trust you with anything       

That I miss you when you’re gone

That I can’t stop thinking about you

That you burst into my thoughts

That your smile sends tingles to my toes

That your kiss melts me

That your touch sets me on fire

That you respond to my touches

That you are sincere

That you make me want to tell you everything

That I crave your love

That I am crushed when I don’t hear from you

That my body aches for you

That you trust me

That you tell me I’m beautiful

The way you hold my hand

That I can’t stop smiling when I think of you.

That you make me glow so that others can see it

That I am aching to know if you love me

That I worry about you when you’re gone

That I no longer want to be alone

That I want you

That I need you

That you’ve turned my world upside down and made me happy

That my kids like you

That I will never be the same after this weekend

That you have stolen my heart

That I love you